take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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