They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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