how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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