Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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