: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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