We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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