Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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