that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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