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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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