I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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