What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
