i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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