Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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