oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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