Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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