Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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