Walk of Shame. In a state park.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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