If i come over, it means nothing
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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