I am in a vortex of obligation.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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