That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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