some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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