Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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