butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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