I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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