We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
