But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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