you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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