so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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