let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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