"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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