i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
