If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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