I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
