found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
