just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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