Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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