respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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