I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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