That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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