Its about making memories worth repressing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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