Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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