So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My breasts were aching with rage.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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