i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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