Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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