Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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