I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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