Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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