There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We need a shit load of segways right now
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
my poor anus
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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