am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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