Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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