I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
