Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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