I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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