I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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