Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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