Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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