is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
only if we run a train.
done.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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