why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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